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UNFORTUNATELY.
VELGROVIA’S LEAST ENTHUSIASTIC EXPORTPLEASE LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

BOMI BERZINA / PRESENT, TECHNICALLY.

NOTIMPRESSED.

The hair is loud.
The man would like some quiet.

MAKE HIM FEEL SOMETHING FOUR THINGS WORK. GOOD LUCK WITH THE REST.
SUBJECT 001MOOD: NO.
Bomi Berzina: an unimpressed stare, enormous blue flattop with a pink top, little moustache and pink tracksuit.
YES. THAT IS HIS HAIR.
SCROLL IF YOU MUST NO SMILE AVAILABLE AT THIS TIME.
01 / THE GUYHE DID NOT REQUEST A BIO.

FROM
SOMEWHERE.
OVER IT.

Somewhere in the little-known Slavic nation of Velgrovia, someone asked Bomi how he was feeling.

He still hasn’t forgiven them.

He hates small talk. Big talk. Plans. Other people’s plans. His own plans once they become plans. Most days, he runs on pure apathy and a tracksuit he considers formalwear.

Then the bass drops. Different man.

HOMEVelgrovia*
DEFAULT MOODAbsolutely not.
EXCEPTIONSPrecisely four.
*Fictional country. Fictional guy. Very specific complaints.
02 / SIGNS OF LIFESELECT AN EXCEPTION. OBSERVE THE MAN.

FOUR THINGS.
THAT’S IT.

Everything is terrible.
Except, apparently, these.

BOMI / IDLEBomi staring blankly at the camera beneath his blue and pink tower of hair.
ENTHUSIASM0%

STATUS: COULD NOT CARE LESS

NO. NEXT QUESTION.

An entire planet of possibilities. He would like to go home.

03 / WASTE A LITTLE TIMEHE’S ALREADY DOING IT.
A GAME. FINALLY.

THINK YOU
CAN GET
A REACTION?

Five attempts. Stop the marker in the zone.
A perfect score might raise an eyebrow.

It will not raise both.

CHANGE HIS MOOD
THE DEPARTMENT OF KILLING TIMEV.01

IMPRESS HIM.

FIVE ROUNDS.
500 POINTS.
000/ 500YOUR SCORE
12345
LOCK IN ↘THE SWEET SPOT ↓

HE HAS SET HIS EXPECTATIONS LOW.

YOUR TIMING. HIS INDIFFERENCE.PERSONAL BEST 000
04 / UNSOLICITED OPINIONSYOU DID ASK. BY SCROLLING.
A MAN WITH NOTHING NICE TO ADD.
“I came. I saw. I would like to leave.”
BOMI BERZINA, AGAINST HIS WILL
THOUGHT 01 / 12 — YES, HE HAS THAT MANY.
05 / THE UNIMPRESSED CLUBLOW ENERGY. OPEN MEMBERSHIP.

FINE.
YOU’RE IN.

No introductions. No icebreakers.
No one asking for a fun fact about you.

Put your name on the pass.
Pick your one acceptable activity.
Download it. Carry on.

ZERO PERKS. EXCELLENT COMPANY. ALLEGEDLY.
THE UNIMPRESSED CLUBALL ACCESS ↗
OFFICIALLY UNOFFICIAL.

FINE. YOU’RE IN.

RELUCTANTLY ISSUED TOYOUR NAME HEREENTHUSIASM NOT REQUIRED
BOMI-709B09WHATEVER.

Just a nickname. Saved on this device only.

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